You like sex? You'll love this.

"Raymundo" (raymundo) 09/08/2015 at 22:31 • Filed to: None

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I found this lady-leg-spreader for sale near me. This ad has what dealership ads are missing. Step your game up, dealerships.

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Raymundo > Raymundo 09/08/2015 at 22:43

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Of course CarlosDanger would recommend this...

crowmolly > Raymundo 09/08/2015 at 22:50

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Hate to break it to you dude, but a Mach 1 with a 2bbl carb is the automotive equivalent of a Tofurkey, not a Rib Eye.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Raymundo 09/08/2015 at 22:50

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This is for sale near me. I’m not really an American car guy, but I feel that I need it. Too bad I’m broke.

http://www.oswaltsclassiccars.com/1970-ford-must…

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Raymundo 09/08/2015 at 22:56

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lol

JGrabowMSt > Raymundo 09/08/2015 at 23:01

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Title Status: Lien

This guy’s sense of humor is about as out of touch as his budget, apparently.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Raymundo 09/08/2015 at 23:24

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So, I usually love Mach 1’s but “Chance” just put me off them for good.

Also, all I could here in my head was, “ ThundercougarFalconBird.”

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/08/2015 at 23:25

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Dear Lord that is nice.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 09/08/2015 at 23:30

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They also have a ‘67 GT500 in the showroom. That’s actually how I found out the dealer was there, because other than in that window, it looks like an extremely average shop. Though occasionally a red GT-R is parked out front, and that tips something off.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 09/09/2015 at 00:05

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sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 09/09/2015 at 00:11

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Oh no, I’ve no choice but to watch the same annoying music video twelve times. I mean, what else can I possibly do? Oh wait...

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:20

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Outrunning Buford T Justice sounds great!

Mark McGwire Breastfeeding Fantasy > Your boy, BJR 09/09/2015 at 00:23

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I’ve heard this roughly 500 times in the last year and a half or so, and I still have no idea why anyone would make this song. It actually slightly offends me, though neither of my children ever gave a fuck about Caillou.

Shiftright > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:24

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I was ready to fork out 18,000 American dollars for this until I read that owning and riving this car would cause more Donald Trump. Ain’t nobody got need for that...

Your boy, BJR > Mark McGwire Breastfeeding Fantasy 09/09/2015 at 00:25

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Caillou is a little fuck. If he was real, I'd push him over and call him a little fuck.

Wacko > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:25

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every man’s wife will be throwing their meat curtains open for you

Yes this is in the ad

sgtyukon > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:27

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I think I’ll pass on the wire-bristle toothbrush, the more golf and the Burt Reynolds. Also, CP.

wlb50 > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:34

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Notice it has a lien title - meaning you would have to pay off his debt? Somehow the term “lady leg spreader” with a Woody-Allen-like buyer doesn’t seem to mesh

But it was worth reading the well thought out and composed ad.

The seller has had enough sex, I guess ;-)

Bearded Bastard > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:36

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this ad is made fantastic by reading it in your head like hulk hogan

rdevv444777 > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:36

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Chuck Norris should have been #1 on the list

Howard Blair > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:39

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I’m sure this is a real lady-leg-spreader. Too bad the only ladies that are old enough to remember this fondly are senior citizens with arthritis...

monkeyracing > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:41

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Really?! I’ve always had trouble deciding if this (big-stang) or the Mustang II (Pinto-stang) was the worst one. I mean, for gawd sakes, Roger Moore drove one of these. ROGER-possibily the second lamest James Bond-MOORE! Ew.

whyisthisonthefrontpage > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:46

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I never comment, but one thing I like about Jalopnik and the community is that I can avoid seeing the sexist, unfunny trash that normally surrounds car culture here. Hipster racism is still racism, hipster sexism is still sexism. Why was this shared on the front page?

Jimmy Joe Meeker > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:50

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18 grand for a ‘73 mach 1 now? Damn the prices have gotten nuts. Although it is 4Q Green which is the color I would want for a ‘73 Mustang.

Jimmy Joe Meeker > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/09/2015 at 00:52

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In 1994 I visited Mustang Restorations in East Dundee, Illinois. On the showroom floor was a very nice 1970 Boss 302 for 22 grand. I opened the door and sat down. I sure did want that car. I didn’t have $22,000 at the time. If only I had.... Of course only 7 years before that there were countless now six figure mustangs for 6 or 7 grand.

SharonNeedles > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:55

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“Throwing their meat curtains open for you “

Just going to leave that right there...

Zeek Is A Geek > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:58

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Headlines including phrases like “Lady leg spreader”, “Cannibal Cabal”, “popping cherry”. Did you guys dig up Brock Yates to take over as editor as part of the recent re-org?

TastyTequila > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 00:58

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Probably my least-favorite Mustangs are the 71-73 Mach 1. I’m including the Mustang II and the Probe in that assessment. But perhaps not the 79 “Pace car”.

General Purpose > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 01:00

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What could be more American than being the star of the greatest car movie ever (Gone in 60 Seconds, 1974) plus being named after the milestone of speed set by Chuck Yeager in 1947?

Too expensive, but great car.

jwat2289 > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 01:19

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God, I hope this doesn’t get crossposted. The Jezebels would shit their pants over that lede.

And just for the record, I love it - all of it, the car and the angry women.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > JGrabowMSt 09/09/2015 at 01:20

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Looks like he misspelled “lol”

Rick Cavaretti > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 01:34

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The seller sounds like a winner...fuck’n moron. I bet he wears mood rings.

Justin T. Westbrook > whyisthisonthefrontpage 09/09/2015 at 01:38

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Because something was funny and you get to call them sexist and racist and other exaggerated reactionary terms instead of directing them at me.

It’s only offensive if you take it seriously, and I don’t think anybody is taking this seriously.

Plus I like seeing what you guys add to the joke.. well.. usually.

Justin T. Westbrook > Zeek Is A Geek 09/09/2015 at 01:40

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genuine lol, thanks

Justin T. Westbrook > Rick Cavaretti 09/09/2015 at 01:40

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*frowns*

*removes mood rings*

Justin T. Westbrook > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 01:42

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If anybody wants safe and unoffensive quality humor, please direct yourselves to Doug DeMuro. In the meantime, don’t take anything seriously.

Sgt. Pegleg > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 01:54

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I’m not even clicking the link. I somehow get the feeling this is just yet another “original” variation of the actual-original Jeep listing on Craigs a bunch of years ago (at least 6 years, because I remember where I was living when I first read about it). It’s all just rehashed crap now. It’s so unoriginal that they fail to even incite toilet-humor level giggles from me...

toecutter (so grey, I gotta wear shades) > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 02:05

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“A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.”

“...where do you keep this magnet?"

A hi > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 02:14

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12 pictures?

boneheadotto > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 02:36

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I once owned a ‘72 mach I. I love the look of these cars. I really need to get back to owning one. Love the fastback. The best is when they are black with grey racing stripes or blue with white stripes. So freaking awesome.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A…

Mark McGwire Breastfeeding Fantasy > Your boy, BJR 09/09/2015 at 03:09

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I’m with you on that. I’d have to qualms bullying the shit out of that bald little pantywaist. Which begs the question even more: why make this song at all? Is it supposed to be ironic?

nasty woodland creature > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 03:17

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Apparently it never occurred to the seller that women like Mustangs.

TeeJayHoward > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 09/09/2015 at 03:19

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That would be a sexy match for my SS... They’re probably asking a lot more than I could afford, though.

Happy Go Jacky > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 03:21

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BlueSteelOrLaTigra > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 03:31

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The real question is, assuming all this is true, why sell? The t-Rex has to be worth at least 18k by itself!

Charles Spratlin > jwat2289 09/09/2015 at 03:32

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it might be worth if, only if i got to watch the fireworks display of heads exploding from rage from the ISS.

techinsanity2011 > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 03:54

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Dy-no-mite Jay > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 05:33

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No stick shift. Bah.

Why aren’t there pictures of the front end or decent pictures of the rear. Dealer ads typically have those...

wætherman > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 05:38

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Sorry, the seller lost all credibility when he stated Mad Max drove a Mach 1. I can only think the rest of his claims are equally inaccurate.

Hot Takes Salesman > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 05:56

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This is incredible. So much Merica

Mr. Flareside > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 05:58

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All 5.7 liter 351 cubic inches of this beast are responsive with the simple push of the gas pedal.

5.8l

AlfaBlair > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 06:04

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Regardless of the taste-less language used in a seller’s ad or in a link to other automotive content, I’d like to see better judgement by Jalopnik than to be have language like “this lady-leg-spreader” repeated.

Let's do away with the sexism.

yamahog > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 06:27

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I didn’t think it was possible to make me not want an early 70s Mach 1, but between the color and the owner... Nah.

PSA bros... Muscle cars attract way more old dudes than anything else.

yamahog > Wacko 09/09/2015 at 06:29

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Comment Box Sanitation Dept. - never sticks to cars > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 06:29

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glemon > Howard Blair 09/09/2015 at 06:40

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You might get lucky cruising the trailer park or retirement community

Bricks > Sgt. Pegleg 09/09/2015 at 07:00

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link?

Bricks > AlfaBlair 09/09/2015 at 07:02

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welcome to oppositelock! (formerly) jalopniks sexist, community driven little brother!

shop-teacher > JGrabowMSt 09/09/2015 at 07:10

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I was thinking the same thing.

Just wear your damn mask... > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 07:10

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A 351 is a 5.8. Crack pipe.

shop-teacher > Wacko 09/09/2015 at 07:11

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I know! Now there’s a term you don’t hear often (fortunately).

shop-teacher > whyisthisonthefrontpage 09/09/2015 at 07:13

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So we can all make fun of this idiot.

Bultaco's JMOD TownCar drives his pa to drinkin > whyisthisonthefrontpage 09/09/2015 at 07:13

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... Maybe you’ve had enough Internet for today. Come back when you’ve found some tolerance and a sense of humor.

Inferi > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 07:33

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What a coincidence. I was there yesterday from Houston. Didn’t see throngs of women laying lasciviously about waiting for that Mustang (or anything else for that matter).

Kspraydad > AlfaBlair 09/09/2015 at 07:36

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Is it ok if it was “gender non specific leg spreader”....I’m not sure which is the sexist part...the lady or the leg spreader?

Kspraydad > Sgt. Pegleg 09/09/2015 at 07:37

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Watch Aristocrats...that’s how you escalate a joke.

Smoak on the Water > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 07:38

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Needs this tag, desperately.

Kspraydad > nasty woodland creature 09/09/2015 at 07:39

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But have you considered some women would like a lady leg spreader too?

yamahog > Justin T. Westbrook 09/09/2015 at 07:47

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Remember that whole conversation a while back about “gee, I wonder why more women don’t go to car events?”

Exhibit A: unfunny shit at our expense

Exhibit B: dismissive shit from people who are in the position to do better

Y’all reap what you sow, remember that the next time someone whines about his wife vetoing a fun car, “making” him sell one, or otherwise not caring about cars. Why the hell should we, if this is the price of entry and the sexist shit only gets more blatant when we dare show up to events?

LongbowMkII > Bricks 09/09/2015 at 07:47

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It’s a good thing this perception doesn’t exist all oppo mods.

Mopar4life > yamahog 09/09/2015 at 07:49

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Trucks are the new leg spreaders.

noneof > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 07:49

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73 has never been “desirable”, only surpassed by the Mustang II that came next.

TomCreansMysteryDrink > AlfaBlair 09/09/2015 at 07:50

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Explain to me how that's sexist. Don't worry.. I will give you plenty of time to think of a reason.

Mopar4life > AlfaBlair 09/09/2015 at 07:50

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Hot cars, get guys laid.

It’s not sexist, its reality.

Mopar4life > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 07:51

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This generation’s leg spreader.

yamahog > TomCreansMysteryDrink 09/09/2015 at 07:57

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First off, the ad assumes anyone interested in buying this car is a straight dude looking to get “chix, bro!”

Secondly, it furthers the seriously negative stereotype that sex can be purchased with vehicles, and that women are the rewards for having said vehicle. Basically we’re never drivers ourselves, just the shallow sex machines prizes that materialize as soon as HOT CAR is detected. Not very flattering.

damnthisburnershitsux > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 08:01

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Great advertisement. If this is truly a Mach 1 it seems like a NP.

Birddog > Justin T. Westbrook 09/09/2015 at 08:06

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“don’t take anything seriously.”

Oh, buddy.. You’re in the wrong decade for that! It’s 2015, we have to be offended because in this era everybody needs a “cause”.

LongbowMkII > TomCreansMysteryDrink 09/09/2015 at 08:08

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how is lady-leg-spreader sexist? are you seriously asking this? are you trolling or stupid?

LongbowMkII > Sgt. Pegleg 09/09/2015 at 08:11

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you’re right. mostly a list of just ‘manly’ crap. boring and stupid

Frenchlicker > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 08:13

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Dear god I have never hated a Mustang owner as much as I do right now. That includes that kid that runs around town acting like a douche in the mustang daddy’s money bought. Also what the hell? I'm not a sjw but holy hell with what he said.

LongbowMkII > Justin T. Westbrook 09/09/2015 at 08:14

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“quality”

this is a list of random manly bullshit. nothing funny at all. it’s another rehash of the ubiquitous ‘edgy’ CL ad. *yawn*

Birddog > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 08:14

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An interesting description for a Neutered 2bbl 1973 “Mach”.

LongbowMkII > Birddog 09/09/2015 at 08:14

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my cause is humor that is funny. this is the equivalent of naked lady trucker mudflaps.

LongbowMkII > jwat2289 09/09/2015 at 08:16

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wonder why women don’t feel welcomed... huh. Do you have any more mysteries that need solved Oppo mods?

vondon302 > whyisthisonthefrontpage 09/09/2015 at 08:24

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Hmm taken off front page. Wonder why.

Justin T. Westbrook > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 08:28

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FULL DISCLOSURE: We didn’t want people seeing lady leg-spreader first thing in the morning, so the post is back to just Oppo.

yamahog > Kspraydad 09/09/2015 at 08:29

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Nice try, but I don’t particularly want hair on my chest or face. We know who this ad’s directed at.

yamahog > Justin T. Westbrook 09/09/2015 at 08:34

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AlfaBlair > TomCreansMysteryDrink 09/09/2015 at 08:39

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Hopefully you do no object to me calling that car ad sexist. Can we agree on that to start?

Nice car, I’ll give it that much. But the ad is sexist. The author of this Oppo post opted to join in and cheer on the ad’s sleazy content.

The author and forum could have called out the car ad. He didn’t. How about calling those kinds of ads rude, sexist or passé?

If you continue to disagree with me, I accept that. Hopefully you accept my view.

In any case, it’s a nice car.

Nibby > Your boy, BJR 09/09/2015 at 09:06

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Fiesta_Charles > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 09:13

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Number 1: The American Dream is the Corvette, not the Mustang. Number 2: Women don’t care about cars. Seriously, Doug DeMuro proved it with his Ferrari, lets please move on. I have a Corvette and the only thing my gf remarks on is how the base suspension means its somewhat comfortable to ride in. She doesn’t care about the V8, exhaust, or stick shift (other than the fact that she thinks I shift very smoothly). None of it matters guys.

It’s like this: women who dress up to go to bars wear those outfits not to impress men, but to impress other women. Same with cars. Men might try to impress women with their cars, but they’ll only gain attention from men.

Justin T. Westbrook > yamahog 09/09/2015 at 09:38

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You got sumtin’ ta say? Say it *claps hands*

ivan256 > whyisthisonthefrontpage 09/09/2015 at 09:43

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So you could point and laugh at it.

Sheesh.

yamahog > Justin T. Westbrook 09/09/2015 at 09:46

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...I did. Multiple times :)

MAF > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 09:48

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Title: Lein

Comment Box Sanitation Dept. - never sticks to cars > TomCreansMysteryDrink 09/09/2015 at 09:48

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If you need explanation on why this is sexist, you may not be able to understand the explanation at all.

TomCreansMysteryDrink > LongbowMkII 09/09/2015 at 09:54

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Yes. I think anybody without even the dimmest sense of humor and/or intelligence knows this article was never intended to be taken seriously. Loosely throwing out the term “sexist” demeans those situations that truly necessitate this label. Going all up in arms about clearly a joke is just plain silly... Especially when women comedians/bloggers/etc do the exact same thing to a totally different reaction.

Comment Box Sanitation Dept. - never sticks to cars > yamahog 09/09/2015 at 09:56

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All the starts for you. This post was a terrible let down from Opposite lock. One of the best things about Jalopnik is how well they’ve avoided and event countered sexist stereotypes in car culture, and it’s sad to see the community is not up to the standard the parent website got us used to.

asmallcat > Raymundo 09/09/2015 at 10:24

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I’m always surprised people can’t even bother to clean shit out of the car before taking pictures.

LongbowMkII > TomCreansMysteryDrink 09/09/2015 at 10:25

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it doesn’t need to be serious to be sexist. It’s a bad joke. It’s a tired retread of years of CL ads with a generous sprinkling of sexism. No one is up in arms about this, its just a few comments saying that this ‘joke’ is lame. Calling minor things like this ad sexist in no way lessens the impact of the word when referring to larger issues.